![]() The Jazz aren't really a basketball team after detonating the Donovan Mitchell- Rudy Gobert-Quin Snyder-Making-Amazing-Faces era. UNINTENTIONAL COMEDY: Google the Washington Wizards of the early 2010s. LEAGUE PASS MINUTIA: All the little things that mean too much to damaged die-hards: announcers, court designs, uniforms. STYLE: Where are they on the continuum from "Golden State Warriors beautiful game" to "Julius Randle just took four jab steps and launched an 18-footer"? HIGHLIGHT POTENTIAL: Do you linger on games in case a superstar does something amazing? ZEITGEIST: When you talk about this team at parties, do people slink away? Teams are scored 1-10 in five categories: These are not power rankings! They are derived from a formula Bill Simmons found scrawled on parchment paper inside a glass bottle that washed up on the shores of Malibu. It's time for our silliest preseason tradition: The 11th (how?) annual League Pass Rankings, a watchability scale to help you avoid wasting time on things like, "Wait, has this team actually ordered its players to tie their shoes together as part of its Lose-A-Rama for Victor Wembanyama campaign?" ![]()
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